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Moustachio Territory

The inhabitants of the Moustachio Territory have so much machismo, they decided it was only right to get together and form a place to call their own. Once you step foot inside, you know you've entered a different dimension. Somehow, the ground is made of shag carpet, incense wafts through the air, and ambient orchestral funk is on infinite rotation. Facial hair of all types live here: Moustachios, mutton chops, uni-brows, goatees, french forks, you name it. Monthly wrestling matches and other feats of strength are commonplace here. It is unknown if any females live in the Moustachio Territory, though they are welcome anytime, of course, and will be served the finest cherry wine a Moustachio can afford.

• Arrstachio

  Created:

  2009

• Baby ‘Stache Moustachia

  Created:

  2009

• Beardos

  Created:

  2009

• Chubby Stache

  Created:

  2009

• Face-Fist

  Created:

  2009

• Goldstachio

  Created:

  2009

• Grampy Stache

  Created:

  2009

• H-bar

  Created:

  2002

• Happy Stache

  Created:

  2009

• Lady Stache

  Created:

  2009

• Lil’ Patchio

  Created:

  2009

• Monstachio

  Created:

  2009

• Moustachio

  Created:

  2002

• Mutton Bros.

  Created:

  2003

• Nubby Stache

  Created:

  2009

• Pocket Stache

  Created:

• Royal Barber

  Created:

  2009

• Russell

  Created:

  2003

• Shaggy Stache

  Created:

  2009

• Son of Moustachio

  Created:

  2003

• Soul Patch

  Created:

  2003

• The Royal Moustachio Air Force

  Created:

  2009

• Uni-bros

  Created:

  2001