579 false 4 2008-11-04T17:48:44Z Old, wise, sleepy. Master Ninja doesn’t do quite as much teaching as he used to, and spends most afternoons rocking in his chair on his dojo’s porch. But don’t let his feeble misdemeanor trick you – if need be, he’ll spring to action and whip you into shape with his trusty hickory cane. 706 Ol' Master Ninja 2008-12-05T21:33:53Z 2005